Mobile Phone Vibration Settings

I've noticed that some phones have “weedy” vibrate settings and some are like an entertainment venue with bad acoustics. It's high time manufacturers arrived at a standard set of vibrate settings, so I present here the beginnings of the ISO standard Scale of Mobile Device Vibration Notification settings.

1. Butterfly Wings
2. Gentle Whisper
3. Lover's Caress
4. Mouse Heartbeat
5. Soft Fart
6. Mild Sneeze
7. Ma Bell Rotary
8. Arrhythmia
9. Change of Classes
10. Drive-By Bassline
11. Loud Shart
12. Washing Machine with Unbalanced Load
13. Heart Attack
14. Drive-By
15. Jackhammer
16. Normandy Beach
17. Your Kid's Music
18. Dump Truck Driving Through Nitroglycerin Plant
19. Tsar Bomba
20. Chicxulub Asteroid
21. Apocalypse