04 December 2009

There can be only ones and zeros

Is that a manual-focus lens? Why are you using that? You should get an auto-focus lens. Manual-focus lenses on modern cameras offend me. I find them very offensive. You should get modern lenses. Some people are still shooting film. Can you believe it? I can't believe it. Have you gone digi-tal? I heard they aren't going to make film anymore. You should definitely go dig-ital. Everything is going to be dig-ital soon. I have a digi-tal camera. It has 12 megapixels. I have really good pictures of my cat. Take a look at them. I printed all of them from my dig-i-tal camera. I used the dig-ital printer at the store to make these digi-tal prints from my dig-ital camera. I'm going to get a digi-tal printer of my own so I can make my own dig-ital prints at home. Then I won't have to pay for digital prints of all of my pictures. I will only print the ones I like. These pitchers of my cat are my favorites. He's so funny! I like digital pitchers because I can look at them on the screen and if they didn't work, I can delete them and try again. Should I get a digital flash for my digital camera? I want to make sure the digital light is compatible with the digital camera. And I definitely want to make sure the digital glass in my digital lens is compatible with my digital camera. See, this lens is a digital lens. It's on the label: "Digital." You know pretty soon there won't be any thinks. They're going digital. Have you gone digital?